Adrian Slutto (34) was born inside of a crab with Rip Van Winkle and The Pat-a-cake Man. He left school at 25 to pursue a career suckling his young with sour milk. He currently spends most of his time complaining to the council about coloured lights coming out of his kitchen taps.
Atilla the Hen
This remarkable young capon was once better known as Jack Pelter`s Sex Change Chicken . He has appeared on `Calender` and `Nationwide`. His favourite odour is that of a weather-vane and he is perhaps best remembered for trapping flies under a piece of floppy skin on a Bishop`s thorax.
Sigsworthy Crags is an inventor who built a big airship one day in his