Alisha's Attic
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This is an album best listened to as background music, perhaps whilst
trying to seduce somone in a purple and black draped room filled with
incense and vital oils. - Siggsworthy Craggs
Athenrye***** |
Stand-out tracks include The South Armargh Sniper (composer T.R.Heaney must
win the prize for the least politically correct lyric of the decade here),
and the title track, allegedly setting to music a poem written by Padraig
Pearse the night before his execution in 1916. - Atilla the Hen.
Frank Chickens
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Twee pop crap. - Slutto
Frank Chickens** |
Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach**** |
I needn't have worried because once you get over the shock of THAT voice
with THOSE melodies the combination is pretty damn glorious, and although
it ain't the best record I've heard all year it comes close, and will probably
be one of the more longer lasting. - Atilla the Hen
Nanci Griffith
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Gothic Rock 3: Black on Black
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Gems herein include March Violets, Play Dead, Danse Society, Sex Gang Children and of course Bauhaus, nicely timed as the kings of goth have just re-formed (come on lads, let's have a proper tour, not just 2 gigs!).
I urge all decent human beings (and indecent ones!) to rush out and buy this
totally mind-stomping record. As for me I shall be playing it in front of the
black alter of Atalach-Nacha as I dance the dance of the...... ah, but I have
already said too much. - Siggsworthy Craggs (opener of the 'gate')
He's right, you know. Once you get over the searing lack of violins and the
awful front cover you are left with what is actually rather a nice album if
you like that sort of thing. Bits of country, a snippet of rockabilly and
some intelligent pop musings have produced a great late night record. I made
the mistake of listening to this first thing in the morning and it sounded
awful. 12 hours later, and with my consciousness suitably mellowed, it sounded
much better. - Atilla the Hen.
Just what kind of VERMIN actually listens to Country & Western? The sooner this kind of brainless,
red-neck, inbred, good-ol-boy, inoffensive, middle of the road, stomach turning, mind-numbing
cack is consigned to the history books, the better! - Siggsworthy Craggs.
I know that doesn't sound very flattering, but this is a very unusual album. An
odd mixture of 'ethnic' Indian percussion at times, with strings and violins
popping up too. Very spacey at times. Well, the bloke in the pic above does look
like an alien: see below for a closer look... Strange melodic poetry in schoolgirly
voices one moment, swirly flutes the next, this album keeps on the move and
is very entertaining. - Slutto
Over half an hour of drab uninspired toss so awful not even Ozric Tenticles fans would sit
through it. I bloody well had to though. Anyone expecting a good bhangra
album with kicking sitars you'll be sorely disappointed. And no, Talvin can't
Singh.* - Siggsworthy Craggs
This may be their seventh live record but it, like so many others of recent
years, is one for the fans. Songs like 'Sister Morphine' and 'Memory Motel'
are not the stuff of a going-through-the-motions LIVE GREATEST HITS set
- and guest appearances by folk such as Taj Mahal come together to give
the fans one fuck-off entertaining document. When 'Tattoo You' came out
nearly twenty years ago the NME said that there would probably never be
another major Rolling Stones album. They were probably right, although
'Steel Wheels' in 1989 came damned close. However, the Glimmer Twins are
still consistently entertaining and I have no compunction at all in
recommending this CD to anyone interested in hearing an hour of bloody
good rock and roll music. - Atilla the Hen
Recommended for its political incorrectness, but otherwise it's idiotic. - Slutto.
His I.T.V. counterpart was Jason King of Department S, a sort of
cross between The Saint and Adam Ant. Played in a wonderfuly o.t.t. fashion
by Peter Wyngarde, crushed velvet, kipper ties and Chardoney were his bag.
What few people know is that in 1970 Peter released a record.It was swiftly
withdrawn and original vinyl copies now change hands for up to £400. Now it
has been re-released and we can finaly see why it was pulled: it's bloody
awful. The whole record is unlistenable dirge and not even witty. One can't
help but feel we should expect something better from the excellent fellow
who brought us Jason King. - Siggsworthy Craggs
I dunno what 'goth' music means, but the first CD is
an enjoyable mix of indie dance rock / mellow punk songs. The 'bonus' CD seems
reserved for the raunchier, less commercial stuff - and in some ways I like it
better: Creaming Jusus, Actifed and Sexbeat are among the 15 artists here.
- Slutto.
Roy Harper
The Dream SocietyScience Friction HUCDO30. Review date: 10 Nov 98
****
Probably the most cheerful outing from the usually
grumpy old sod for many years, this album pulls no punches but is a welcome
return to song-based albums rather than the proggy workouts of some of the
records he has put out in the last few years. This has always been a dichotomy
in Harper's work - on one side he is the master of the three minute contemporary
folk song and on the other hand he has a habit of producing 'epics' which don't
always hit the spot. The love songs are happier than they have been in years
and songs like 'Fifty Years' suggest that he has not only come to terms with
his break-up from Jacquie but is enjoying life as an elder statesman of British
alternativeness. - Atilla the Hen
P.J Harvey
Is this Desire?Island CID 8076/524 563-2. Review date: 12 Nov 98
****
No one can deny that Miss Harvey has one
of the most enchanting voices in the music buisness. Listening to this record
is quite an experience. Both lyrics and vocals are deeply melancholic but
highly arousing at the same time, a pleasently disquietening feeling. Like
looking at faded photographs of past lovers, like drowning in silk, like
strips of lace tossed by Autumnal winds across a blackthorn bria, like the
scent of violets upon wakening in a stranger's bed chamber, like....... GOD
I'M GETTING PRETENTIOUS. Just buy the damm record o.k. - Siggsworthy Craggs
This album is an odd-sounding one: sweet drifty (sometimes breathless) female vox
over a relentless bass - sometimes seriously grungy. I like the contrast. Yeah; 4
stars. - Slutto
Chris Isaak
Speak of the DevilReprise 9362 46849 2. Review date: 10 Nov 98
***
Oi Isaak No!!!! What happened to the
moody strings? What happened to the high strangeness? What do you mean we've
still got good songs and a great voice?
Alan Jackson
High MileageArista 07822 19877 2. Review date: 14 Nov 98
**(I wish we could give minus numbers - Siggsworthy)
Standard Nashville C&W fare that's quite adequate if you like
that sorta thing - which Siggy-boy (see below) definitely doesn't! Al has a
website - www.ajackson.com - by the way. - Slutto
Well god-damn, Eugine, just you lookie over yonder twixt those ole hickory stumps an' tell your ole pappy who you see a-comin'. Put some possum
vitals in the pot, break out the moonshine an' tell good ole Mom to bake an apple pie...
Judge John Jules and Boy George
Ministry of Sound: The Annual IV(Ministry of Sound 4). Review date: 10 Nov 98
*****
My girlfriend was down the other week having given her
family the slip, so that we could have an illicit weekend of debauchery. She
made me feel most peculiar when she heard me listening to this album and told
me that this was what her kids were into.. indeed THEY gop to the club itself
and dance to the real thing! Well I'm too drunk, fat and old to risk ridicule
in imitating them but I can give one hell of a chickenlike testimonial that
this is one fuck of an album. Nearly three hours of peerless dance music spread
over two CDs. I even danced around the office until the office dog looked at me
and barked until I stopped. The Boy dun good! - Atilla the Hen
I fully concur: tis great stuff! - Slutto.
R Kelly
RJive 01241 416252. Review date: 13 Nov 98
**
A double album? Twenty nine songs? Who
does he think he is - Prince? Sadly, the answer is yes. The difference is
that Prince is good! I wish they'd called this album after the genre of music
he claims to play - R-Soul. - Atilla the Hen
This album is generally pervaded by an irritating
air of self-importance. It's barely adequate soul/ R&B but no more, so far as I can
discern. - Slutto.
Vonda Shepard
Songs from Ally McBealSONY 491124 2. Review date: 14 Nov 98
**
You can tell that it's that time of the night in the ISMO
offices can't you? Slutto is out drinking and shagging. Craggs can't type. So guess
who is left to review this perfectly crafted and incredibly expensive slice of
vacuous nonsense? And guess who can`t think of anything positive to say about it?
I'm 40 next birthday and I`m supposed to like this sort of drivel and I don't and
I can't think of anything else to say about it. So there. PS I thought the TV show
sucked as well. - Atilla the Hen
Talvin Singh
OKIsland/Omni CID 8075/524 559-2. Review date: 14 Nov 98
***
Ambient curry-house music meets Tangerine Dream?
No, Talvin, to be quite frank it's not bloody O.K., it's crap.
Steeleye Span
TasterPark PRKCD37. Review date: 15 Nov 98
****
I'm an odd sort of fellow, me. I'm basicly
a goth but enjoy new wave - no surprise there, you might think, not really a
clash of styles - but how about folk music? I absolutely love folk; it's odd
for a black-clad graveyard lurker like me to say but, anything sung by a bearded
bloke in a chunky sweater, preferably about a mining disaster or mediaeval child
murderer, fascinates me! Taster is a 15 track compilation including Steeleye
Span, Pentangle, and Wild Willy Barret. A must for eny one who likes to swig cider
whilst yodeling about the Liverpool docks with your finger in your ear.
- Siggsworthy Craggs
The Rolling Stones
No SecurityVirgin 7243 8 46740 2 1. Review date: 12 Nov 98
****
Most of the music papers have been
reviewing this album with comments like ... "Do they really NEED to
do another live album?" and "Why do they bother?" As is
so often the case with press discussion of this veteran band (who by the
way still sound pretty goddamn good) they have completely missed the point.
Jonathan Richman
The Best of Jonathan Richman - I must be King
Cooking Vinyl COOKCD166. Review date: 11 Nov 98
**
If this album was what it claimed to be it would be wonderful but it ain't. It is NOT the 'Best of Jonathan Richman' but a third-rate live album of semi bootleg quality released to cash in with Richman`s appearance in the movie Something about Mary. This is shite and does no-one any favours. Pity - I like Richman and a good compilation
covering his entire career from post Velvet Underground stylist to acoustic loony is long overdue. - Atilla the Hen
There is NO mention anywhere on the cover that
I can see that this isn't a compilation. This crummy quality live gig is, in my opinion, a cynical rip-off. - Slutto.
Peter Wyngarde
When Sex Leers its Inquisitive HeadR.M.P. 187. Review date: 14 Nov 98
**
"Rape, Rape, Rape-rape-rape, >" chants
Peter with considerable relish on track 3 (called 'Rape'). He reckons styles
of rape differ according to the nationality of the rapist. And on track
9 we hear about 'Billy the Queer' (ie gay) who gets his head kicked in
by a skinhead. Mmmm: strong stuff for its time, and likely to raise a few
eyebrows even in this day and age - assuming anyone bothers to listen to it,
that is.
The late 60s and early 70s were great for both
T.V. and fashion. Jon Pertwee exploded onto our screens as the greatest
Doctor Who of them all. Sporting flowing opera capes, frilly shirts and
velvet smoking jackets, he karate-kicked his way to fame like a hybrid
of James Bond and Sherlock Holmes.