ONLY FOOLS AND GOATSUCKERS
the Fascinating New Book from Jonathan Downes
In January and February 1998 Jonathan Downes, probably the most famous, and certainly the most notorious British monster hunter went to central America together with his long-time associate Graham Inglis and a film crew from Channel Four Television. They were in search of the grotesque vampiric chupacabra - a semi-legendary beast said to prey upon hapless domestic livestock across the hispanic world. This remarkable book is the story of what happened to them...
NICK REDFERN`S REVIEW
from the Decvember issue of UFO MAGAZINE
Incredibly, Jon actually succeeds in getting on the trail of the Chupacabras and tracks down numerous witnesses to the beast's antics - including police officers, the local populace and others - and details how he came face to face with the creature's handiwork and even took part in the autopsy of an unfortunate victim of the goat-sucker him/her/itself. How many people can say that? If you are without a sense of humour you will doubtless consider this book to be offensive rubbish. If like me, however, you enjoy reading about eccentric English people chasing monsters and having a damned good time in the process (while getting Channel 4 to pay for it too - brilliant!) then I would urge you to pick up a copy of Only Fools And Goat-Suckers at the earliest opportunity.
If you want to be partly responsible for funding Jon's next 'expedition' and putting yet more strain on his well-worn and thoroughly pickled liver, bung a cheque in the mail payable to Jon Downes at 15 Holne Court, Exwick, Exeter, EX4 2NA.
A copy of the cover of this title was sadly unavailable at the time of going to press, but Jon tells me that it will be up to his usual standards - be afraid, be very afraid...
STAR RATING: * * * *
This book is available NOW at a cost of £12.50 $US22 including Post and packing.
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